Sleep

I’ve been caught up by my insomnia once again. Tis ghey to say the least and is causing me to feel how the most of british population look and it sure ain’t pretty

Been practsing my skateboarding again and have done some pretty good tricks for the little time I’ve been back.

So far I can land consistantly an Ollie.

Inconsistantly I can land Kick flips, Heel flips, Varial Kick flips, pop shove-it’s, 180 Ollie, Indy (off of a tiny lip on a drain cover over the drain yeah im cool).

Thought of the day – Let me sleep you F**KING S**T

It’s not easy

Well since my last post many things haven’t happened lol.

I have been playing a fair bit of Warsow and it’s a pretty good game although I am shit beyond belief at it.

I went to a games tournament in London at Xleague.TV playing on Resistance Fall of man and I destroyed my way to the final where I was schooled and finished 2nd place against people who really should have beaten me since they owned a PS3 and I don’t. None the less I spanked them as they deserved it for being garb at a game that they own.

Work has been alright I suppose despite the fact I turned into sick note sharples the last few days due to hideous migraines a cold that’s been toying with me for weeks and on top of that my fucking hay fever decided to make a few appearances but the new pay rise pwnz.

Word of the week = Bullshit

April 1st

Fucking useless plankton’s really need to learn the English language properly.

Everywhere I go on the internet I see sub standard use of the English language by both people from the United Kingdom and USA. Considering that the first language of These places is English there is no excuse for such disgusting use of the language.

I’m no angel but some people can barely string together a single sentence without me having to google what they have typed in an attempt to find a translation from some form of 1337speak/txt speak.

On a completely different note I actually ate the Killer kebab from doom last night and it punished me with stomach pains and more time on the toilet than normally necessary.

I doubt you wanted to know that but that’s what you’ll get seen as I’m a fairly boring person to be honest.

Peace Out xxx

Since my last post!

Well I am now working again finally and quite frankly work really is over rated.

As a general bum everything was simple as the most I did was go to college or sit at home playing video games or arsing around on photoshop.

Now that I’m working I have to do everything myself pretty much i.e. I work past the time my Mum cooks dinner then I have to cook myself when I get home which normally isn’t resolved before a few shits

I have given up on becoming ub3r 1337 on Halo 2 now due to the online community have a variety of wankers, dicks and general bad kids. I’d be lying if I said they were all cock’s but the cocks out weighed the sound folks at a ratio of about 50:1 which doesn’t keep people like me happy.

Now I’m working I will be able to get an Xbox 360 soonish and with a 360 comes the ability to throw my xbox across the room and not feel stupid and repair it again. Also I’ll be able to a new PC eventually which will help me along my way to becoming an ub3r 1337 web designer and allow me to not be shouted at by my parents every time that the PC crashes.

Anywho that’s all I can be arsed with for now.

No PC makes Razor angry

Well I’ve been a few days without a pc and its been fucking horrible. I was able to get on Xbox live yesterday but today No live and No pc until now :’(

On top of that on sunday I got haxored which pissed me off grandly and if i find out who Blizzard is i will pwn him.

I’ve decided that I am going to produce  T-shirts and sell them at £10 a piece which is a good money maker and will hopefully make me enough money so I am able to goto the XL lan in November.

Well I could go through my last few days in detail but you wouldn’t wanna know so peace out for now

Friday the 13th indeed

Well I started yesterday off completly unaware that it was friday the 13th. Im not a supersticious person so when I found out I just forgot about it and fucked off to college. Got there filled out a wedge of paperwork and had a bacon sarnie for free

Left college about 10:45 and got home about 11:20, made a brew and parked my arse on my computer and did a bit of work on project ‘X’ . At approximatly 12:00 pm friday the 13th kicked in when I recieved a phone call telling me my grandads been taken into hospital/ Still don’t know whats wrong with him but he’s not dead so all’s well at the end of the day although I won’t be pleased if it turns out he has a disease the run’s in the family lol.

Meh not a rant but I have nout to moan about.

Croatia > England

What a fucking joke.

I can’t get the concept of Englands need to play sunday league class football on an internationl stage, its unacceptable.

lol The 2nd goal was funny as fuck though.

Well this is my first blog and i feel its got off to a good start.

What I did yesterday was very out of my nature and many’a'folk will be shocked that I finally had my hair cut :O.

Its not something I do often lol

Things to-do today

• Go see connexions personal advisor and be told how pwnzorz i am
• Get some job applications
• Play Halo
• Eat
• Shit
• Sleep

And you are probably wondering why you wasted your time reading this rubbish. I can answer that question for you, there is nothing better to do